-Right now there's a MerFons making his way into the Potions Shop (just like every day~), giving a quick hello to Mage!Ed (who returned the greeting before he went off to try and find Roy to tell him, just as he promised~) before disappearing to where he's used to finding the Wizard Edward. Ed may not notice him right away as he quietly stands in ( Read more... )

[Sitting on a park bench, drunk obviously]

Hey people..

[Hiccup]

Your world is as boring as shiiiiit.

[Hiccups again]

Nothin ever happens here. Someone do..Something.

Or something.

*Aphrodisiacs suck massive balls.
Is totally sitting in a dark corner of some kinda place, trying to think up ways to like, alchemically get this shit out of his system. Will also NEVER EAT CHOCOLATE AGAIN.*

*Also hates EVERYONE right now. INCLUDING YOU.*

This week's question is-

In the bedroom while having sex, what kinda language do you use ? Are you vulgar with your lover or are you sweet? And if you had a choice, what would you rather prefer?

OKAY.

The next person who calls me short, or implies it somehow.
They will be vomiting slugs for two days.

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Erm, mage Edward, I am sorry for leaving the shop completely to your care. You can keep it closed if you wish. I have some problems I need to deal with at the moment ( Read more... )

Just a quick question out of curiosity..

If you were to fuck an alternate version of yourself..Would that be classified as masturbation?

Because you know...It is you and all..

WHAT. THE SHIT.

Who the fuck decided it'd be funny to fucking...drug my food? Or my water? Or my air? Or whatever the fuck they did.

I swear to God - I will hunt you down and make you pay.

*Alfons is sitting in the middle of her living room, scribbling on a sheet of paper, covered in equations. Books are wide open all around her, almost surrounding her, with a few cups of coffee off to the side, empty.

...

As well as a huge plate of rolls, only some of which are eaten (actually, one's hanging out of her mouth).

It looks like she hadn' ( Read more... )

-Alfons'  face is beat red, and he's walking back and forth, flailing and waving his arms up and down every now and then-

I can't believe I did those things...what in the world came over me?!
...

Uhm, uhm, uhm...

P-princess Edward? And...uhm...Mr. Edward...t-the wizard one...

uhm...

-his face is probably turning even more red, if even possible-

S-s-s-orry ( Read more... )

I, um...made these with someone special in mind, like that man told me...

But um...

You guys can try them, too, if you'd like...

((ooc: under the personality switch, still - he made cookies for Alfons. The fish one. They're grey. And contain tuna. Mm.))